I can’t believe I didn’t win the goddamn Powerball because I am on a winning streak, Internets!
First, I entered some of my photos and a crappy Crayola drawing in the fabulous Mynx’s art contest at LizzardHappy.com and totally fucking won a piece of her amazing original art. When I got the email from her saying that I had won I immediately texted my buddy P who had also entered some of her photos because we both decided that photography is totally art. She texted me back that she had won as well and I was all like, “Fuck yeah, bitchez! Photographers rule!” and then I went to Mynx’s blog and realized that everyone who entered won something because Mynx is hella awesome like that. Then I pretended I never said that “Fuck yeah, bitchez” thing.
This is what she sent me and I fucking LOVE it, Internets.
Thank you Mynx! I am honored to have this in my home!
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Then, I left a comment on the hilarious blog GoJulesGo declaring my thanks for boxed wine so that I could maybe win some wicked-awesome Sun Stache glasses and I won that one too!!! Because boxed wine humor always wins, you guys. Always.
Behold. The Awesome.
WHISKER GLASSES!!! (that’s me grooming my awesome fur hood with my ‘paw’) My husband says if I start crapping in a box the glasses have to go. He’s no fun at all.
Killer, right? But I live in Seattle and it’s fucking dark up here you guys. So I popped those lenses out and took this picture:
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The alien effect in the photo booth thinger on my computer really makes this photo, don’t you think?
As if the whisker glasses weren’t enough, the packaging they came in was totally worthy of some photos. Jules, you fucking kill me!
CHIPMUNK!!!
It seems as though someone else enjoys some boxed wine as well…
No, thank YOU for recognizing the lush awesome.
Who doesn’t have stickers like that just lying around? Boring people, that’s who.
Yes. Yes I am.
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Thanks Jules! I love my glasses and in my ongoing attempts to get fired from my job I’m totally wearing them to work tomorrow!
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Now go check out the blogs of these amazing women. You won’t regret it. Swearsies. And you can see a picture of my spectacular Halloween Pumpkin.
Cheers ~ SF
